Shane Wheeler writes things for Cracked, the Examiner, or any medium foolish enough to let his memes be fired across them, where they will worm their way into the subconscious of his readers, lay eggs, and eventually hatch into an argument about whether Yoda or Wolverine would win in a fight...

(By the way, that's cola in my hand- imagine how much more addled I'd look if I were drunk.)