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  • Real Name: G.
  • Location: Behind you.
  • Member Since: April 15th, 2009 07:25 pm
  • Last Seen: December 5th, 2010 09:58 am
  • Personal tag line: Why the hell not?
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About Sequida

On this most obnoxious of humor sites, permit me then, in avoiding the more commonplace "About Me", to suggest the character of this profile.

Good grief! Gazing at this gorgeous girl, she's been cast gloriously as both "good girl" and "gangster" by the fluctuations of fate. This guise, no mere garb of glamorous, is a glimmer of the "gloriosus et liber" now glassy, gone away. However, this gallant grumble of a grown-old grievance goes on, given life, and has guaranteed to get rid of these greedy and gruesome goons, guarding gluttony and giving out the grim grisly in the greedy gulch of gathering. The only governing is getting even; a groan, held as great expectations, not groundless, for the grace and goodness of such shall one day guard the good and the grotesque.

Genuinely, this gathering of grammar grows most ghastly, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me G.


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