In my early years I became a chef and worked for several 4 and 5 star restaurants. But being a child of the 80's, I realized that while cooking for a girl could get you laid, the music industry is where it was at. So I got good at guitar and went nowhere. I was a flop. I could triangulate the minute variances in an 84 bar arpeggio, but I couldn't get famous. So, while living in San Diego, I hooked up with Ranger Recording and became a music manager. After a few years I went solo and did pretty well for myself. Then Sony and Metallica fucked the music business and I had my first kid, and decided to get out of the music industry. I married a girl 13 years younger than me who was extremely beautiful...I guess I should have put that before saying I had a kid. Oh fucking well. And while she studied art and then game art and design, (which means she does next gen video games), I went back to school to study English composition, psychology and sociology. Now I do a ton of writing, I think tank quantum physics and I study the reasons why the world is so fucked up when it doesn't have to be. And just to be a smarty pants jerk to everyone, I'm now writing on the Cracked forum. Only stupid people are breeding, and if I want to fix the problem, I have to start at the source.

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