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  • Real Name: SeanCirone
  • Location: Madison Wisconsin
  • Member Since: September 12th, 2011 10:03 pm
  • Last Seen: November 30th, 2011 09:10 am
  • Personal tag line: Evidence to be shared later on.
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About SeanCirone

Three words about Sean. Funny, respectful and energetic.
I know that's lame but hey I'm typing on a phone. Once I get my laptop back this thing will read like a Chuck novel.

I am a male with brown hair and eyes (all my hair and both my eyes and all of my teeth. Could never work at a carnival), I own a few tattoos (as if I could sell them) and yes I am currently employed (talk about a selling point people) and (Drum roll) I even own my own car (it’s a piece of shit but hey it’s my piece of shit!)

I am a smoker (relapsed a few months ago and then quit again. Think it was due to the fact they announced they were going to remake Jaws with Bill Bellamy) who just quit.

I’m such a bad drunk that five beers and ready to take a bus to Tijuana and try out for the drug mule Olympics.

I have been compared in looks to Steve Beushemi before.
Hey I look like a guy who manages to get murdered in every movie hes in. Awesomeness prevails.

Some of my goals would be but not limited to. Meeting new people, enjoying new experiences and playing spin the bottle with a serial killer at least once more before I die.

What makes me unique would have to be my D.N.A, my chromosomes, and my fingerprints.

Things I cant live without.

Cell Phone
My family
My car
My parole officers number
Coffee that doesn’t taste like ass.
Sex with humans
The 25000 songs I kinda own
And my two cats. Yes I own cats and I am secure with that. If you have a problem with this, I will throw one at you.

I could do without. Those would be as follows

Speeding tickets
Eye boogers
People that dip my penis in hot sauce
The guy who sells Shamwas
Vitamins that don’t work
Hills when I'm on my bike or pretending in my car.
Wedgies given by members of the senate
Sarah Palin
Insane Clown Posse

Some of my interests include
Setting of heavy artillery near hospitals
Skydiving out of slow moving go-carts
Building web pages for people with no social skills.
Biking through grocery stores.
And filling children's bike helmets with fresh peanuts.

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