ScottMeyer

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  • Real Name: ScottMeyer
  • Location: Orlando, Florida
  • Member Since: July 5th, 2010
  • Last Seen: February 8th, 2012 5:28 am
  • Personal tag line: With knowledge comes fear.
  • Message board posts: 0

About ScottMeyer

Hello,

My name is Scott Meyer, and I am the creator of Basic Instructions, ... the wordiest comic strip on planet Earth.

Articles

  1. How to Prevent the End of the World [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 157,024 views
  2. The Smartphone Owner's Paradox [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 226,155 views
  3. Living the Dream: Teen vs. Adult [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 223,847 views
  4. How to Act When You Meet a Celebrity [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 193,441 views
  5. How to Be a Good Husband During 'Lady Times' [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 235,628 views
  6. When HD TVs Are Too HD [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 164,106 views
  7. How to Understand Stieg Larsson's Millennium Trilogy [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 90,727 views
  8. Straight Guy's Guide to Being Friends With Hot Women [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 260,317 views
  9. How to Compose a 'Tweet' [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 93,471 views
  10. How to Combine Two Wrongs to Make a Profit [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 64,003 views
  11. How to Dream Of What Might Have Been [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 72,721 views
  12. How to Lose at Scrabble With Dignity [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 127,555 views
  13. How to Evaluate a Stupid News Story [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 104,372 views
  14. How to Serve Slightly Chilled Revenge [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 126,966 views
  15. How to Take 15 Minutes to Make One Simple Decision [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 90,130 views
  16. How to Build the Most Exciting Amusement Park Ever [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 70,620 views
  17. How to Tell If She's Into You Or High On Cough Syrup [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 157,126 views
  18. How to Understand a Baffling Ad Campaign [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 117,212 views
  19. How to Play 'Who Would Win?' [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 75,286 views
  20. How to Answer the Question 'What's Bothering You?' [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 113,032 views
  21. How to Help Pick a Baby Name [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 110,269 views
  22. How to Choose a Nickname [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 115,815 views
  23. How to Brace Yourself for Bad News [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 77,083 views
  24. How to Argue Like an American [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 219,121 views
  25. How to Retroactively Ruin a Joke [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 174,947 views
  26. How to Keep It Together While High on Cold Medicine [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 381,504 views
  27. How to Create the Most Popular Webcomic Ever [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 170,535 views
  28. How To Describe Food So It Doesn't Sound Gross [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 147,760 views
  29. How to Learn About Other People's Interests [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 108,773 views
  30. How to Make the Most of Working The Early Shift [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 178,160 views
  31. How to Deal With Things You Hate for No Reason [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 288,364 views
  32. How to Really Solve The Problem of Teen Pregnancy [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 241,740 views
  33. How to Refer to Someone's Life-Partner [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 229,965 views
  34. How to Improve Your Day By Ruining Someone Else's [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 110,236 views
  35. How to Come Up With an Awesome Band Name [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 127,114 views
  36. How to Insult a Large Subset of the Human Race [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 106,995 views
  37. How to Tell a Scary Story [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 148,099 views
  38. How To 'Bring It' [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 83,648 views
  39. How To Ruin Your Childhood Memories [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 232,075 views
  40. How to Deal With Jealousy [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 100,762 views
  41. How to Wallow in Unbridled Hedonism [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 125,955 views
  42. How to Fix Health Problems With Positive Thinking [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 114,372 views
  43. How to Deal With Someone With Inflated Self Esteem [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 159,270 views
  44. How to Spot the Bad Guy in a Movie [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 257,130 views
  45. Why Work Parties Always Suck [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 131,151 views
  46. Why Conspiracy Theories Always Win [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 160,549 views
  47. How to Use Passive Resistance in the Workplace [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 77,604 views
  48. Navigating The Worst Type of Workplace Conversation [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 145,542 views
  49. How to Spread Happiness [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 125,895 views
  50. A Guide to Encountering Douchebags in the Wild [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 236,388 views
  51. A Guide to Creative Shoe Repair [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 86,641 views
  52. How to Create a Plausible Superhero Origin Story [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 197,378 views
  53. Understanding the Allure of 'Shark Week' [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 144,280 views
  54. Explaining an Unanswered Facebook Friend Request [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 270,078 views
  55. How to Subtly Tell Someone They're Creeping You Out [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 339,072 views
  56. How to Deal With an Angry Customer [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 125,700 views
  57. How to Seize an Oppurtunity [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 122,587 views
  58. How to Decide Whether to Tell the Painful Truth [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 234,007 views
  59. How to Explain Men's Emotions: A Useful Analogy [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 365,491 views

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