ScottMeyer

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  • Real Name: ScottMeyer
  • Location: Orlando, Florida
  • Member Since: July 5th, 2010
  • Last Seen: April 25th, 2012 7:36 am
  • Personal tag line: With knowledge comes fear.
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About ScottMeyer

Hello,

My name is Scott Meyer, and I am the creator of Basic Instructions, ... the wordiest comic strip on planet Earth.

Articles

  1. How to Prevent the End of the World [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 159,513 views
  2. The Smartphone Owner's Paradox [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 227,747 views
  3. Living the Dream: Teen vs. Adult [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 225,279 views
  4. How to Act When You Meet a Celebrity [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 196,508 views
  5. How to Be a Good Husband During 'Lady Times' [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 239,890 views
  6. When HD TVs Are Too HD [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 165,361 views
  7. How to Understand Stieg Larsson's Millennium Trilogy [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 91,167 views
  8. Straight Guy's Guide to Being Friends With Hot Women [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 264,245 views
  9. How to Compose a 'Tweet' [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 93,936 views
  10. How to Combine Two Wrongs to Make a Profit [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 64,718 views
  11. How to Dream Of What Might Have Been [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 73,041 views
  12. How to Lose at Scrabble With Dignity [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 128,556 views
  13. How to Evaluate a Stupid News Story [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 105,059 views
  14. How to Serve Slightly Chilled Revenge [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 127,791 views
  15. How to Take 15 Minutes to Make One Simple Decision [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 93,095 views
  16. How to Build the Most Exciting Amusement Park Ever [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 73,780 views
  17. How to Tell If She's Into You Or High On Cough Syrup [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 158,695 views
  18. How to Understand a Baffling Ad Campaign [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 119,749 views
  19. How to Play 'Who Would Win?' [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 75,663 views
  20. How to Answer the Question 'What's Bothering You?' [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 113,652 views
  21. How to Help Pick a Baby Name [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 112,231 views
  22. How to Choose a Nickname [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 118,240 views
  23. How to Brace Yourself for Bad News [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 78,006 views
  24. How to Argue Like an American [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 221,918 views
  25. How to Retroactively Ruin a Joke [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 177,751 views
  26. How to Keep It Together While High on Cold Medicine [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 391,415 views
  27. How to Create the Most Popular Webcomic Ever [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 173,690 views
  28. How To Describe Food So It Doesn't Sound Gross [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 152,617 views
  29. How to Learn About Other People's Interests [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 112,561 views
  30. How to Make the Most of Working The Early Shift [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 180,442 views
  31. How to Deal With Things You Hate for No Reason [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 292,218 views
  32. How to Really Solve The Problem of Teen Pregnancy [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 244,982 views
  33. How to Refer to Someone's Life-Partner [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 238,193 views
  34. How to Improve Your Day By Ruining Someone Else's [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 111,158 views
  35. How to Come Up With an Awesome Band Name [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 129,724 views
  36. How to Insult a Large Subset of the Human Race [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 109,232 views
  37. How to Tell a Scary Story [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 150,496 views
  38. How To 'Bring It' [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 85,163 views
  39. How To Ruin Your Childhood Memories [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 236,999 views
  40. How to Deal With Jealousy [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 101,583 views
  41. How to Wallow in Unbridled Hedonism [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 126,518 views
  42. How to Fix Health Problems With Positive Thinking [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 116,213 views
  43. How to Deal With Someone With Inflated Self Esteem [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 159,924 views
  44. How to Spot the Bad Guy in a Movie [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 261,007 views
  45. Why Work Parties Always Suck [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 133,442 views
  46. Why Conspiracy Theories Always Win [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 166,941 views
  47. How to Use Passive Resistance in the Workplace [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 77,843 views
  48. Navigating The Worst Type of Workplace Conversation [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 146,113 views
  49. How to Spread Happiness [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 126,959 views
  50. A Guide to Encountering Douchebags in the Wild [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 239,426 views
  51. A Guide to Creative Shoe Repair [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 88,534 views
  52. How to Create a Plausible Superhero Origin Story [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 206,253 views
  53. Understanding the Allure of 'Shark Week' [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 144,987 views
  54. Explaining an Unanswered Facebook Friend Request [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 280,440 views
  55. How to Subtly Tell Someone They're Creeping You Out [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 348,058 views
  56. How to Deal With an Angry Customer [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 131,768 views
  57. How to Seize an Oppurtunity [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 123,484 views
  58. How to Decide Whether to Tell the Painful Truth [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 240,352 views
  59. How to Explain Men's Emotions: A Useful Analogy [COMIC]
    By: Scott Meyer | | 369,610 views

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