Hello, My name is Scott Meyer, and I am the creator of Basic Instructions, ... the wordiest comic strip on planet Earth.
Celebrities How to Act When You Meet a Celebrity [COMIC] You're probably going to act like an asshole when you meet them. Just go wtih it.
Weird World When HD TVs Are Too HD [COMIC] Some shows weren't meant to be seen in HD, at which point they look like Mexican Soap Operas.
Sex Straight Guy's Guide to Being Friends With Hot Women [COMIC] Bragging about your stamina is a bad idea, it turns out.
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