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36 of the Funniest Reasons People Decided Not to Date Someone
‘She kept using the word ‘Redonkulous’ in regular conversation’
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- By Ian Garner
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25 Bits of Trivia to Bring Your Spinal Fluid to a Roiling Boil
Sit up straight! The facts just walked in
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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The 25 Funniest Lines from the ‘Futurama’ Pilot on Its 25th Anniversary
All the best punchlines from the first-ever ‘Futurama’ episode on its 25th birthday
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- By Keegan Kelly
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, March 28, 2024
Get in, loser, we’re learning tidbits
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- By Jesse
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28 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, March 28, 2024
He’s not wrong…
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- By Ian Garner
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Jon Stewart Beefs With ‘The New York Post’ Over Claim That He Pulled A Trump Move During Duplex Sale
Real estate reporter Mary K. Jacob implied impropriety in Stewart's home sale from 2014
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Taskmaster’ Greg Davies Is Not Pretending to Be Angry at Alex Horne
On the eve of Series 17, the Taskmaster and his Assistant tell us (among other things) which new contestant was most competitive, how patient Greg is about Alex’s episode-opening comedy bits, and what inspiration future tournaments may take from ‘The Hunger Games’
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- By Tara Ariano
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32 Futuristic TV Shows and Movies That Attempted to Predict the Future
Right or wrong, we applaud the prophetic effort
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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‘I Can’t Really Speak on Things That I’ve Never Witnessed’: Kenan Thompson Says That Problems at Nickelodeon Started After He Left
The ‘All That’ and ‘Kenan & Kel’ star says that he wasn’t around for any of Dan Schneider’s bad behavior
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Alex Edelman’s ‘Just for Us’ Might Be Most Dangerous Comedy Special Ever
Edelman looks for laughs while confronting White Nationalists
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- By Matt Solomon
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When Colonizers and Indigenous People Fought Each Other With Eclipses
It’s all very dark — literally
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- By Amanda Mannen
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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The Chunkiest Charlie: What’s the Biggest Tuna Ever Caught?
In pounds, cans, and cold hard cash
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- By Eli Yudin
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23 of the Funniest Applications Seen by College Admissions Officers
‘We had one applicant arrested for attempting to break into the director’s office’
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- By Ian Garner
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The McDonald’s-Krispy Kreme Collaboration Makes Sense Since They Both Stole Their Recipes
A couple of trans-fat-cloaked thieves
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- By Amanda Mannen
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20 Movies So Good, Theater Audiences Actually Applauded
‘Most of the audience cheered when Bellatrix got blown to bits’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 DVD Releases That Really Overdid It
Michael Bay packed the ‘Pearl Harbor’ DVD with special features, too bad everyone hated that movie
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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‘In Living Color’ Dragged ‘SNL’ for Sidelining Chris Rock
Rock didn’t get a lot of airtime on ‘SNL,’ and the competition noticed
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- By JM McNab
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Carol Burnett Is Still Mad That She Had to Open for Elvis Presley on ‘The Ed Sullivan Show’
Last night, Burnett returned to the scene of one of her worst-ever bombs
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Viral Jokes From the Front Lines of Our Capitalist Hellscape
Hate your job? Don’t despair — it’s systemic!
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- By Jesse
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‘South Park: Snow Day!’ Marks the Return to A Place ‘South Park’ Hasn’t Been in 10 Years
Fans realized that the new ‘South Park’ game features a shockingly overdue return to roots
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Surreal Meetings Between Pairs of Celebs From History
Leonard Nimoy once gave a cab ride to JFK
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- By Ryan Menezes
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32 Head-Scratching Moments for the Intelligence Agency Hall of Shame
Perhaps if we give the government MORE money...
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- By Jesse
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