SavageMonkeys

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  • Real Name: Aries
  • Location: Classified
  • Member Since: November 29th, 2011
  • Last Seen: May 22nd, 2012 1:46 pm
  • Personal tag line: FUCK YEAH, BROTHER!
  • Message board posts: 30

About SavageMonkeys

Did you see my real name? Good. So I shouldn't have to tell you that I am the writer, Aries. But there you've gone and made me tell you anyway. Because you're a terrible fucking person, is why.

I write. Poetry, prose, and essays. All of it is brilliant and dark and edgy and much cooler than any piece of shit hack you're reading right now. Oh, you're a Hunter S. Thompson fan? Fuck you, Mr. Cool Guy. Seriously.

I hate internet people. Yet I love internet gatherings. Go figure.


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