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  • Real Name: Sarmentoso
  • Location: Northern Neighbour
  • Member Since: June 1st, 2012 11:54 am
  • Last Seen: November 19th, 2014 07:36 pm
  • Personal tag line: I don't need a tagline 'cause my avatar is a velociraptor riding a duck!
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About Sarmentoso

I make movies happen whenever I'm not drinking fiery Sambuca shots...

...which means I rarely get any films done, but so far I've set 7 tables on fire.
(true story)


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