My new found love of long-johns has led me to believe that I may have been a bourbon soaked gold prospector in a past life, which is fortunate because that's almost exactly what I am in this life.

My favorite sense is smell and, rather like a toddler, I like to get to know small objects with my mouth. This is entirely non-sexual, except when it isn't.

My appetites are neither as bland as I can stand nor too obscure to be regularly satisfied.

My usual color is spite.

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