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  • Real Name: Curtis Galluzzo
  • Location: Mesa, AZ
  • Member Since: July 6th, 2013 05:36 pm
  • Last Seen: October 18th, 2014 05:24 am
  • Personal tag line: ^ Vehicular homicide, Norse god style.
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About Sagarys

I am 28 years old. I graduated Cum Laude from Arizona State University. Unfortunately, that degree was in English (Creative Writing), which means that instead of doing what I enjoy most -- writing -- I'm working in a tech support call center making sure that the elderly can see their dwindling bank accounts on the iPads that their kids bought them (and didn't teach them to use...).



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