SHARKSTRONAUT

SHARKSTRONAUT Cracked photo
  • Real Name: SHARKSTRONAUT
  • Location: STUCK IN SPACE SUIT
  • Member Since: September 15th, 2011 08:10 pm
  • Last Seen: February 15th, 2014 03:24 pm
  • Personal tag line: SHARKSTRONAUT HUNGRY. LOVE YOU LONG TIME.
  • Message board posts: 2

About SHARKSTRONAUT

SHARKSTRONAUT BORN WHEN RADIOACTIVE JAMES BROLIN BITE SHARK ON SET OF 'CAPRICORN ONE'. RUIN SHARKSTRONAUT'S WHOLE DAY. BIG SHARK SCENE CANCELLED. NO LINES FOR SHARKSTRONAUT AND NO CLOSE-UP. BLOW SHARKSTRONAUT'S CHANCES FOR SAG AWARD. AGENT SAY "SHARKSTRONAUT FIGHT CRIME" BUT SHARKSTRONAUT NO WANT FIGHT CRIME. SHARKSTRONAUT WANT SHOW WITH BRUCE JENNER BUT BRUCE JENNER NO RETURN SHARKSTRONAUT'S CALLS. BRUCE JENNER SHARKSTRONAUT WILL DESTROY YOU!

SHARKSTRONAUT HUNGRY. LOVE YOU LONG TIME.

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