SHARKSTRONAUT

STUCK IN SPACE SUIT

Real Name:

SHARKSTRONAUT

Member Since:

September 15, 2011

About Me

SHARKSTRONAUT BORN WHEN RADIOACTIVE JAMES BROLIN BITE SHARK ON SET OF 'CAPRICORN ONE'. RUIN SHARKSTRONAUT'S WHOLE DAY. BIG SHARK SCENE CANCELLED. NO LINES FOR SHARKSTRONAUT AND NO CLOSE-UP. BLOW SHARKSTRONAUT'S CHANCES FOR SAG AWARD. AGENT SAY "SHARKSTRONAUT FIGHT CRIME" BUT SHARKSTRONAUT NO WANT FIGHT CRIME. SHARKSTRONAUT WANT SHOW WITH BRUCE JENNER BUT BRUCE JENNER NO RETURN SHARKSTRONAUT'S CALLS. BRUCE JENNER SHARKSTRONAUT WILL DESTROY YOU!

SHARKSTRONAUT HUNGRY. LOVE YOU LONG TIME.