RuyPlatt

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  • Real Name: Ruy Platt
  • Location: Brazil
  • Member Since: November 20th, 2013
  • Last Seen: July 31st, 2014 9:02 am
  • Personal tag line: I'll never tell
  • Message board posts: 578

About RuyPlatt

I'm trying to become a real person. But I'm still missing a nose, a couple of toes, a kidney and a set of hair. If you have spares, let me know on Twitter or Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/ruy.platt
http://twitter.com/RuyPlatt

If you're reading this after August 4th, you might also like to check Dodgy Comics, where I'm writing:

http://dodgycomics.com

Or go check my (almost empty for now) website:

http://ruyplatt.com

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