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  • Real Name: Ruy Platt
  • Location: Brazil
  • Member Since: November 20th, 2013 12:27 am
  • Last Seen: June 25th, 2015 09:09 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'll never tell
  • Message board posts: 800

About RuyPlatt

I'm trying to become a real person. But I'm still missing a nose, a couple of toes, a kidney and a set of hair. If you have spares, let me know on Twitter or Facebook:

You may also want to read the weekly web comic I write:

Or go check my (almost empty for now) website:



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