Rutgerbuckner
- Real Name: Rutgerious Buckslap
- Location: Tennerssee
- Member Since: March 5th, 2011
- Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 4:33 pm
- Personal tag line: You're a fucking choir boy compared to me!
- Message board posts: 1
About Rutgerbuckner
Life stats are as follows:
-Jobs fired from: 2
-Dogs rescued: 3
-Times attacked by guys who were literally insane whom I did not provoke in any way: 3
-Times arrested in a foreign country: 1
-IQ score: Somewhere between Slippy Toad and the rat from "The Abyss"
-Favorite moving picture show: The Royal Tenenbaums
-Goals: To be considered funny by at least ten people simultaneously, then reject them for presuming to judge me.
-Jobs fired from: 2
-Dogs rescued: 3
-Times attacked by guys who were literally insane whom I did not provoke in any way: 3
-Times arrested in a foreign country: 1
-IQ score: Somewhere between Slippy Toad and the rat from "The Abyss"
-Favorite moving picture show: The Royal Tenenbaums
-Goals: To be considered funny by at least ten people simultaneously, then reject them for presuming to judge me.
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