Rumpshaker Slim

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  • Real Name: Rumpshaker Slim
  • Location: anytown USA
  • Member Since: March 22nd, 2010
  • Last Seen: April 17th, 2014 9:27 am
  • Personal tag line: Just like every cowboy sings a sad sad song
  • Message board posts: 868

About Rumpshaker Slim

Living in the middle of nowhere has left me bitter and jaded. I was ready to kill myself until I joined the PWOT forum. Now I'm a respected internet personality! Men want me and women want to be me! If I were gay that would be a good thing.

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