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  • Real Name: Rockforchumps
  • Location: Your closet... No, really.
  • Member Since: July 31st, 2009 02:29 am
  • Last Seen: October 8th, 2010 07:56 am
  • Personal tag line: Yes. That's a motherfucking bear.
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About Rockforchumps

Do you really, really care what I'm like? Seriously? Or are you just so incredibly bored that you've developed the stalker habit of cruising through people's profiles, trying to get to know them by their little information sections. Maybe you even pretend to have conversations with them:

"Hai! XD!"
"You know, I like wearing Green Day shirts and writing terrible poetry about my feelings."
"No wai! Me 2!!"
"Want to go have crazy sex?"
"U bet!"

Well you're not getting any crazy cyber lovin' from me, so click your ass over to the Fall Out Boy girl and try your luck there.


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