Robert=King

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  • Real Name: Robert=King
  • Location: Kobe, Japan
  • Member Since: November 18th, 2010
  • Last Seen: February 29th, 2012 11:20 am
  • Personal tag line: Comment on my tagline if you think yours is better. SPOILER ALERT: mine's the best.
  • Message board posts: 6

About Robert=King

I was born at a very young age in a hospital. Despite being born in a hospital, I've never been sick in my life. I've spent years in the dojo honing my skills at carpentry, and at this point can build stairs from the top to the bottom. If you try to fight me, your bones will litter the Earth. My political views are fascist, and my religious beliefs can only be described as bizarre animal worship. Good luck in 2012!

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