"Billionaire playboy", "philanthropist", "World's Greatest Detective"; these are all words that describe Batman. This is relevant only because Batman and I are very alike, in that we are both human, male, and share a fetish for dressing in leather and a cape. I would like to be a full-time writer, but suspect that my dream of riding a unicorn named Sergio! may be more likely to come true first. I am probably best known for forgetting to do my zipper up, and running a semi-successful Twitter account and accompanying blog by the name of @DeathStarPR.
