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  • Real Name: Rebecka Rowan
  • Location: Brum, England
  • Member Since: August 30th, 2009 06:03 pm
  • Last Seen: October 26th, 2012 09:04 am
  • Personal tag line: My milkshake brings all the people who like milkshake to where I'm selling milkshakes.
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About Riskybiscuits

I try to write. And sometimes I try to be funny at the same time. It doesn't often work, but I'd like to think I'm getting better at it.

I like retro games, rpgs, poker and M:TG. I fight with a big monstery green deck because that's the way I roll, yo. I dig scifi and fantasy, currently reading Karen Millers trilogy and loving it. You'll often find me drunk on whisky or wine, scribbling incomprehensible nonsense and listening to folky music. Damn kids these days and their hippity-hoppity shout-noise.

I bite, but I don't mean any harm. The meaner I am to you, the more I like you. Or I think you're a dick. Though if it's the latter, I'll probably tell you.


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