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  • Real Name: Ringer
  • Location: Netherlands
  • Member Since: June 25th, 2010 02:00 pm
  • Last Seen: December 11th, 2012 03:55 am
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About Ringer

If I go into a coma, do NOT remove life support. Stick all the tubes into me you can find, and wheel me around to show to grade school classes, and say "this is what happens when you" and then whatever you want. I won't care what the lesson is, because hey, I'm in a coma.


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