I work in a prison as a records manager, which is a fancy way of saying I hoard and process old documents from telephone bills to the priceless artifact of Al Capones brass knuckle. My office is like a really small version of the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, without the old man with the forklift. While not working there, I spend a lot of my time playing video games and trolling on Facebook. I used to be in a band called Giver and my one claimed to fame is that I have Yoko Ono following me on Twitter. (she asked me, it's true.)

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