I write stuff I find witty but no one else does, and I am okay with that. I am finally at that age where pretty girls can no longer get me to do stupid shit, but it is mainly because they no longer talk to me. I still play video games, though at my age and girth, it is a questionable activity at best. I also work with retarded people ( I can totally call them that because I fix their lives, so spare me your prejudgment.) I also overcompensate for my lack of cool by playing like 972 instruments. At the end of the day though, I am just a wannabe Cracked writer, like the rest of you. Speaking of which, if I was trying any harder, I would have Swaim's d*ck in my mouth already.

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