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  • Real Name: Marconi Rebus
  • Location: Aotearoa
  • Member Since: March 26th, 2009
  • Last Seen: September 17th, 2014 3:20 pm
  • Personal tag line: This is dizzy stuff folks.
  • Message board posts: 1,527

About Rebus

I will not stop trying new things. Because without innovation, and without trying, you can't do anything. And that's what I said to the children of Prague when I spoke to them at the fishing show. Have a go!

Nothing was ever achieved sitting on your arse rolling a fat cigarette being hassled by the scallop industry. Last week, that fat kid was in Cambridge two hours out of London. A bloke came up and said he enjoyed my show. He handed me a business card. The address was the Netherlands. This is dizzy stuff folks.



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