I'm in the military, I love reading cracked articles, have a quick wit and strong sense of humor. I enjoy long walks on the beach, sipping wine by a candle lit dinner and talking about..... wrong "about me" column.

In my off hours, I bandy between hardcore online gaming, hardcore offline masturbating, and hardcore serial killing. As you can tell, Dexter is one of my favourite shows.

All in all, once you know me, you'll probably regret it. Even I do.

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