Rayomatic

Markham, ON

Real Name:

Rayomatic

Member Since:

February 08, 2012

About Me

I sleep on a pudding mattress and look forward to fortnightly delousing. I moonlight as an Olympic javelin sharpener and catwalk perfume model. I enjoy deveining tangerines and singing the wrong national anthem. I also like to add extra sentences to every statement.