Rayomatic

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  • Real Name: Rayomatic
  • Location: Markham, ON
  • Member Since: February 8th, 2012
  • Last Seen: October 14th, 2014 10:31 am
  • Personal tag line: Cannibals should rebrand as humanitarians
  • Message board posts: 12

About Rayomatic

I sleep on a pudding mattress and look forward to fortnightly delousing. I moonlight as an Olympic javelin sharpener and catwalk perfume model. I enjoy deveining tangerines and singing the wrong national anthem. I also like to add extra sentences to every statement.
Have also written a ludicrous novel about the murder of Frosty the Snowman: http://www.jukepopserials.com/home/read/1167

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