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  • Real Name: Rayomatic
  • Location: Markham, ON
  • Member Since: February 8th, 2012 07:28 pm
  • Last Seen: September 21st, 2016 07:51 am
  • Personal tag line: Cannibals should rebrand as humanitarians
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About Rayomatic

I sleep on a pudding mattress and look forward to fortnightly delousing. I moonlight as an Olympic javelin sharpener and catwalk perfume model. I enjoy deveining tangerines and singing the wrong national anthem. I also like to add extra sentences to every statement.


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