RayDistin

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  • Real Name: Ray Distin
  • Location: Burbank, CA
  • Member Since: December 28th, 2008
  • Last Seen: January 21st, 2011 1:10 pm
  • Personal tag line: Puberty redux
  • Message board posts: 13

About RayDistin

I'm here, at 73, because I'm living a flat-line existence, warehoused in a 700 square foot senior apartment, and need some excitement, preferably some coarseness in my life to prove I'm still alive.
Unlike my friends, who are content to spend their days gardening in their psoriasis while staring into other worlds, I need someone to enjoy me. Everyone who changed my diapers is dead.

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