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  • Real Name: Ray Distin
  • Location: Burbank, CA
  • Member Since: December 28th, 2008 04:17 pm
  • Last Seen: January 21st, 2011 01:10 pm
  • Personal tag line: Puberty redux
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About RayDistin

I'm here, at 73, because I'm living a flat-line existence, warehoused in a 700 square foot senior apartment, and need some excitement, preferably some coarseness in my life to prove I'm still alive.
Unlike my friends, who are content to spend their days gardening in their psoriasis while staring into other worlds, I need someone to enjoy me. Everyone who changed my diapers is dead.


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