well my names chris, im the 9 nine time world taco eatting champion in my closet where i eat in the dark. i beat jay z in a freestyle rap battle 3 mothafucken times. but it wasnt really jay z and i wasnt even there. i think it was a dream that my token black friend had. i played guitar for some metal bands and now a punk reggae band were we sing about getting high, with weed!

and fuck yes i love rambo

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