Obsessed with Bob Dylan and cheap alcohol, and 100% pussy-whipped by Cracked updates, my 'job' consists of sitting in front of a computer from the moment I awake, to the time when I realize "Holy shit it's x in the morning!". I am not payed for this job, and I don't even think I'm qualified.

I live in the Canadian suburbs. May the lord have mercy on my soul.

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