RBoaventura

Somewhere in time.

Real Name:

THE CRACKER!

Member Since:

July 03, 2012

About Me

Part time writer, part time miserable being seeking scraps of humanity among papers and concrete.
Also lover of the eighties, the thirties and old-style adventur-

FULL TIME SUPER-HERO TRAINED BY THE AWESOME ARCTICLES OF CRACKED.COM!

Guided by the arcticles about hacking your brain into awesomeness, and tricking your body into awesomeness, this mere feeble reader became...

The restless THE CRACKER! THE CRACKER only sleeps two hour per day, and whenever THE CRACKER is tired, he only takes a power nap of ONE minute after drinking coffee and eating a bear liver! (Awesome cookies, you should try one out, bear liver, on a store near you, preferable on nightshift!) THE CRACKER is also trained in all sorts of martial arts taught by batman, bruce lee and the martians that he sees on HIS dreams that HE wants to have!
And THE CRACKER spends the rest of his 22 hour day TRAINING, because EATING is for people who doesn't have serious sleep deprivation iss- ahem, SUPERPOWERS!
THE CRAKER only eats... your... FEAR!

(And bear liver cookies)