Warning: The following list contains heavy use of sarcasm.

1. I'm blonde - so of course I'm stupid!
2. I look like I'm emo - so of course I cut myself!
3. I'm a Swedish girl - so of course I'm a slut!
4. I'm thin - so of course I'm anorexic!
5. I'm a feminist - so of course I hate men and I (insert common prejudice about feminists here)!
6. I've read 'The Satanic Bible' - so of course I'm a satanist!
7. I listen to metal (all kinds) - so of course I'm a satanist!
8. I'm from Sweden - so of course I'm going to go to hell (just google 'god hates sweden'!)!
9. I'm female - so of course I love shopping!
10. I read and write Fantasy - so of course I'm a total nerd!
*end of sarcasm*
All of the first statements in this list are true, the others... not so much.

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MCP: "Go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!"
Me: "Okay!" *leaves for the kitchen, comes back out in a couple of minute and shoves the sandwich into MCP's face*
MCP: O.O
Me: *big fake smile* "Tastes good?"

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Personal favourites of the Nine Satanic Statments:

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

Personal favourites of the Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

All of those are by Anton Szandor LaVey, and no, I'm not a satanist.
I'm an agnostic, atheistic feminist who just happens to agree with some stuff from Anton Szandor LaVey's (the creator of the Church of Satan and author of The Satanic Bible) satanic philosophies.
Confusing, right? :D

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Congratulations if you've read this far.

Possibly interesting facts about me (aside from those I've already said):
I play guitar, piano and I sing.
I have around 67 unfinished original stories (some of which haven't even made it past one page and others with remakes) and probably somewhere around 30 fan-fics, some of which I've published on fanfiction.net.
My guess is that I only write on like... 2 or 3 of my stories...
I try to write lyrics but with me being so critical about lyrics in music I end up scrapping like, all of it.
I play the Sims, but not that much any longer because...
I play Assassin's Creed (1, 2 and Brotherhood)
I also play Dragon Age (Alistair! Anders! Zevran! Excuse me while I bang my head on a wall in order to not be taken over by my hidden fangirl-side)

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