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  • Real Name: John Otteni
  • Location: Seattle
  • Member Since: January 6th, 2014 03:46 pm
  • Last Seen: August 31st, 2016 12:55 am
  • Personal tag line: The children are our future.
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About Quartermaine

I'm a lover not a fighter. Though someday I'd like to create a super powerful race of love fighters. If you like what you see, you can check out my other musings on mildlypleased.com.


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