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  • Real Name: Pyronius
  • Location: The very bowels of satan
  • Member Since: March 21st, 2010 11:51 am
  • Last Seen: May 26th, 2016 05:08 pm
  • Personal tag line: If i was the government i'd be the best damn government ever...
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About Pyronius

take some wild guesses then multiply them by the inverse of infinity over zero and you have something resembling either me or a panda.


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