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  • Real Name: Davo Rams
  • Location: St. George, Utah
  • Member Since: August 9th, 2012 08:42 pm
  • Last Seen: January 22nd, 2016 11:37 am
  • Personal tag line: This game has shoes! I love shoes!
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About PyroSkippy

My name is Davo, and I hate Utah despite driving behind people from here everyday.
I am married to a crazy person who is probably stalking my profile right alongside you at this very moment despite the fact I gave her a ring already.
As for you, I don't know you. I'm not ready to commit yet.
I love the Distillers, deaf people, and the seasonal Red Velvet Hot Cocoa from The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf.


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