I'm only a lesbian because I'm too fat and ugly to get a man. At least according to the on average 90-100 men who message me on websites every day telling me I'm beautiful and they want to marry me/touch my boobs/see their tiny penis on cam.

My wife and three girlfriends find this idea terribly amusing.

Oh and trolls? Before you bother trying to get lulz off me? Stop and think.

I'm a fat opinionated lesbian hermaphrodite on the internet, and have been brutally hones about my life and disabilities and defects online since 1996. I am troll bait. Which means I've been getting trolled since most of you were still yanking pigtails at recess. I have heard literally EVERY fat/dyke/tranny/freak joke that exists. And I've heard them all repeatedly until they became whte noise. If you're going to troll ME? For the love of God please please PLEASE put some bloody effort into it! Show some damned imagination! Come up with an original insult! Otherwise don't waste my time. Your tired insults don't upset me, they BORE me. If you're gonna half-ass it, don't bother at all.

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