I'm everything Cracked nerds dream about and fear all at once. A strong intelligent beautiful big breasted woman who loves comics, toys, sci-fi and videogames, who cooks and gives great head and loves doing both. So where's the nightmare part? The little thing that will traumatize all you geek bastards?
Go look up Married With Children, Season 10, Episode 17.
Then weep at the blowjob fantasy I just gave you.
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