I've been writing since before I was conceived. Moses almost used my middle-school essays instead of the current Commandments. But decided to play it safe, as my essays were too awesome for the adult mind to fully comprehend.

Currently I have a time-share arrangement in several fictional universes and I train Bengal Tigers to perform water-ballet when I'm not challenging Elder Gods to yodeling competitions.


Or, if you'd prefer a less believable biography:

I've been writing since I was 13, and fall to your knees and thank whatever being(s) you pray to, that you've probably never read my earlier stuff.

I'm currently stuck in a place the locals fondly call "Too God-damn fuckin' hot" and am about to move less than 100 miles away to a place that is literally one of the snowiest places in the United States. Beyond that I'm trying to find a steady 9-5, and not expecting to do very well at it.

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