Professor Rocketsurgeon

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  • Real Name: Patrick Riordan
  • Location: Melbourne, FL
  • Member Since: May 10th, 2010 06:05 pm
  • Last Seen: July 13th, 2016 12:47 pm
  • Personal tag line: The doctor-recommended source for dick jokes.
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About Professor Rocketsurgeon

My name's Pat. I'm an Aircraft Engineer, and I have a Mother Teresa-like love of stupid, stupid planes.



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