I am going to be completely honest here. Please don't judge me too harshly... I don't like zombies. There is nothing sexy about zombies. Almost every other monster can be sexified somehow. Vampires? Of course. Frankenstein's monster? Well hello there big boy! Hentai has Godzilla covered. Oh, and don't get me started on werewolves! That Remus Lupin fellow can go bestial on me any day! Rawr.
Not zombies though.
Have you ever seen zombie fanfiction? NO. That shit doesn't exist, for a reason!
Don't get me wrong, I love a man with a brain. As long as he only has one... and it's his own.

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