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  • Real Name: Matthew Kohlmorgen
  • Location: Bohemia.
  • Member Since: March 13th, 2013 09:56 pm
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About Preston_Avari

I read a lot and I write a lot, most of my time is spent working and when I am free I try to contribute to Cracked as much as I can. I will be graduating in English literature and attending grad school to focus on 20th century American authors (basically a more fancy English degree that will lead to various forms of unemployment).

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