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  • Real Name: Matthew Kohlmorgen
  • Location: Bollywood
  • Member Since: March 13th, 2013
  • Last Seen: April 18th, 2014 10:45 am
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About Preston_Avari

I read a lot and I write a lot, most of my time is spent working and when I am free I try to contribute to Cracked as much as I can. I freelance write as much as I can and am an assistant editor for my school magazine and am currently trying to break into journalism. I will be graduating in English literature and attending grad school to focus on 20th century American authors (basically a more fancy English degree that will lead to various forms of unemployment).

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