Pootah

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  • Real Name: Cracked P. ILoveCrackedALotIngton
  • Location: UK
  • Member Since: November 12th, 2007
  • Last Seen: August 20th, 2014 12:02 am
  • Personal tag line: No soy una Puta.
  • Message board posts: 9

About Pootah

I once owned a cat named 'Wussy Woo Woo'. I prefer Russian literature to English. I went to the Sahara desert in southern Tunisia once, and it rained. I don't believe in creationists. My great uncle wrote a book on ballroom dancing. I think Taxi Driver should have won Best Picture, but Raging Bull is overrated. I can name almost every country in Africa. My phone does this annoying thing where you can save numbers texted to you as new contacts, but not add them to existing ones. Jellyfish scare me.

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