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  • Real Name: PirateJohn
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: December 12th, 2011
  • Last Seen: October 4th, 2014 7:20 pm
  • Personal tag line: FUS RO duhhhhhhhhhhh
  • Message board posts: 38

About PirateJohn

I was born a poor black child and as god as my witness, I will never go hungry again.


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