I am a bear. A patriotic bear. Not for the American Government, oh no. This bear has little to no trust in a government that doesn't even have the decency to act sorry for lying to the people's proverbial face. No no, I'm a People Bear. The kind of bear that has trust in the people, that between being the first of my species to master the English language, the subtleties of politics, and eating human babies, believes that if sh*t ever really hit the fan, the majority of people would do the right thing, and the true nobility of the human spirit would shine through. That and I eat salmon. Raw.

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