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  • Real Name: PinkCyanide
  • Location: Arizona
  • Member Since: January 19th, 2010 11:38 am
  • Last Seen: July 27th, 2011 10:08 pm
  • Personal tag line: Zombie-ism; the next STD
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About PinkCyanide

Hello, I'm 16 and fond of shiny things and fictional boys!

No, no. I'm 29, I have a 11 year old son, and mostly enjoy life in the real world. I love to write, draw, and utterly nerd out every once in awhile. Hey, everyone has an inner nerd. I'm an avid gamer, and a huge horror movie enthusiast. Well... except the modern slashers. Who *doesn't* want to see movies about dead people who rise up to use their ghosty-ness to beat the shit out of people when they couldn't do so in real life? No one.

...Did I mention I am one with the sarcastic force?


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