Hello, I'm 16 and fond of shiny things and fictional boys!

No, no. I'm 29, I have a 11 year old son, and mostly enjoy life in the real world. I love to write, draw, and utterly nerd out every once in awhile. Hey, everyone has an inner nerd. I'm an avid gamer, and a huge horror movie enthusiast. Well... except the modern slashers. Who *doesn't* want to see movies about dead people who rise up to use their ghosty-ness to beat the shit out of people when they couldn't do so in real life? No one.

...Did I mention I am one with the sarcastic force?