PinayHugWhore

:D California

Real Name:

PinayHugWhore

Member Since:

September 25, 2008

About Me

I'm forever blowing bubbles..
pretty bubbles in the air..
they fly so high they reach the sky..
and like my dreams they fade and die..
- Greenstreet Hooligans

... And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.
- The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

19. Your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room. Suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: This friend is going to die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don’t kick them while they slumber, they will never wake up. However, you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them that you did this to save their life, they will also die from that. So you have to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs, and you can’t tell them why.

Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack?
- Question 19 of Sex Drugs and Cocoapuffs by Chuck Klosterman

My answer: There... was... a spider. It was 2 feet tall.. :)