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  • Real Name: Starts with an R.
  • Location: Massachusetts
  • Member Since: February 26th, 2009 12:11 pm
  • Last Seen: September 16th, 2016 09:53 am
  • Personal tag line: I'm using the chicken to measure it.
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About PenalColony

I'm a graphic designer guy who likes stuff that is funny. I like cats and some humans (not many), but mostly I like cigarettes and taking naps.

I also really like robots and anything that has to do with any kind of robots.


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