PatriotMustang

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  • Real Name: Marco Martinez
  • Location: Chicago
  • Member Since: November 22nd, 2011
  • Last Seen: December 25th, 2011 6:11 pm
  • Personal tag line: Jizzy Jizzy Jizzy
  • Message board posts: 2

About PatriotMustang

Apart from being a full-time hardcore gamer and polishing my gold trophy that I won by beating Super Meat Boy on "What Was I Thinking, I Could Have Studied For That Test" Difficulty, I like hanging out with a couple of pals and explore the world of poon. Well, depends whether any of my Steam/Origin buddies are online. Remember kids(and racist asshole fathers out there), poon will always be there when you wake up on Monday morning, but that Double XP weekend wont be!

Nah, to be perfectly honest, I'm more of a Battlefield type of guy and that says a lot about me; I have a higher IQ than 90% COD players out there and I more than likely take the last helicopter, leaving you peasants to sprint to the battle (the longest 30 minutes of your life.)

I love to watch football. Yup, professional watcher of football since 1997. My favorite teams just happen to be the most talented teams in the NFL at the time... No coincidence... New England Patriots and Green Bay Packers all the way. What if they one day face one another in the Superbowl you may ask; I will shart myself.

The End.


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