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  • Real Name: Parcae
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  • Member Since: January 10th, 2007 04:15 am
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2016 02:01 pm
  • Personal tag line: The cavalry is a frightened guy with a rock
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About Parcae

I could tell you, but then I would have to have sex with your mother. Please do not make me do this; I still have nightmares from last time.


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