Parcae

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  • Real Name: Parcae
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: January 10th, 2007
  • Last Seen: October 21st, 2014 6:22 am
  • Personal tag line: The cavalry is a frightened guy with a rock
  • Message board posts: 2,665

About Parcae

I could tell you, but then I would have to have sex with your mother. Please do not make me do this; I still have nightmares from last time.

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