Parasky
- Real Name: Parasky
- Location: A lonely blue planet around a yellow dwarf star.
- Member Since: June 20th, 2008
- Last Seen: November 5th, 2010 9:28 pm
- Personal tag line: I don't care what color you skin is or where you're from: we don't like your kind 'round here.
- Message board posts: 7
About Parasky
I can be summed up in the following Mad Lib:
One day while I was smoking in the sexnasium an awesome charizard fell through the roof.It immediately jumped on the zero-point energy super dimensional power generator and knocked over the super bong. Then it ran out the door into the money room and sexed up an Audi on the racecar bed. It then knocked a glass of holy water off the coffee table. After OVER 9000 minutes of chasing the charizard through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest buddha
One day while I was smoking in the sexnasium an awesome charizard fell through the roof.It immediately jumped on the zero-point energy super dimensional power generator and knocked over the super bong. Then it ran out the door into the money room and sexed up an Audi on the racecar bed. It then knocked a glass of holy water off the coffee table. After OVER 9000 minutes of chasing the charizard through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest buddha
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