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  • Real Name: Fernand Mondego
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  • Member Since: June 5th, 2013 10:44 am
  • Last Seen: January 17th, 2015 07:33 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm slow to finish, but I'm quick to start.
  • Message board posts: 21

About PapaThrust

I was born on the top of the mountain 15 years before the revolution broke out. My parents were beggars and thieves, and I knew not much of them, other than the trinkets and tokens of despair they have left behind in their wake of holy destruction. I lack refinement and I live a hollow, feral life, surrounded by electronic darkness, as the primordial beasts of the mind slip in and out of fruition on boulder soaked landscapes drenched with cacti and spiders. The tigers lurk apathetically under the moonlight surrounded by men with spears and fire. They are chanting, chanting. Hear them chant. They are the killer apes, bipedal and invincible.


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